10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "No river, no fish."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."