10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson