10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels