10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.