10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester