10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake