10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22