10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."