10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Welcome to kicker school
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss