10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP