10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is for loners.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare