10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "No river, no fish."