10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "No river, no fish."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it