10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- It's Free To Fold...
- You have to piss with the dick you have