10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."