10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.