10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek