10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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