10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet