10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs