10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977