10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!