10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha