10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.