10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio