10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "No river, no fish."
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer