10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.