10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is