10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson