10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"