10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.