10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.