10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury