10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd