10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.