10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright