10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."