10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier