10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine