10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.