10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!