10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Welcome to kicker school
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger