10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."