10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim