10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm