10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones