10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers