10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare