10 Random Poker Quotes

All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
if u play for the thrill u are ill
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown