10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm